Funny Signs

Every now and then you come across a sign where you think "What the hell were they thinking?", "What the hell do they mean?", "Who the hell authorized this?", or simply "What the hell!?!?". I've taken pictures of some of them, and think I will continue to do so.

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I Saw The Sign

No internet - bummer. Billiards - alright. Karaoke - cool. Bartender - wow! Getting bored with all those pubs where you have to pour your own beer...Val Thorens, France Apparently it's a common problem in Edinburgh that domesticated animals ruin the railway...Edinburgh, Scotland Ironically, going To This Way proved to be a dead end...Ankor Wat, Cambodia No wonder the van does not have windows...Antwerp, Belgium Even the horse frowns upon the name...Bra, Belgium So, tell me, which way is Luxembourg again...? Bra, Belgium

The place to be cumin...Edinburgh, Scotland I wonder what's going on behind those closed doors...Siem Reap, Cambodia Good to know...Dublin, Ireland Yeah, right, like I had intended to run anyway...Dusseldorf, Germany The 'Give us your money and we'll shit on them' doesn't really give me the incentive needed to choose this bank...Dusseldorf, Germany In Rome things are fine, and they have a sign to prove it...Rome, Italy

Look at the squad on the pitch. Their center looks a bit...sheepy...Noord-Holland, Netherlands Ok, ok, got it...Honolulu, Hawaii, US Lean over and you will fall into the geyser, but at least you'll do it in style...Iceland Jerry Springer has got his own street. Almost...Brussels, Belgium A bit black or white, are we...? New Orleans, US Whoever registered this domain name knew what they were doing. Or not...Reykjavik, Iceland

If you understand Swedish, you know why this is funny...Albufeira, Portugal The sign is actually not as funny as the object itself...Landgraaf, Netherlands Public phone sex. Get your needs out in the open...Amsterdam, Netherlands AJ and Tunna Skivor - the official sponsor of the river ghetto...Bangkok, Thailand Women's rights activists strike again...Dusseldorf, Germany The world's smallest branch of the famous furniture giant...Bilbao, Spain

Only happy families walk here...Santiago, Chile A clear statement that guests should not mix with the staff...Laguna Colorada, Bolivia Necropolis vs. Metropolis - Superman had a tough choice...San Juan, Bolivia In the event you still have some Italian Lira lying around in 2009, you can go to the Bolivian-Peruvian border to exchange it...Bolivian/Peruvian border Please do not urinate on the ground here in the middle of nowhere...Bolivia But what if the dog shits on the grass...?...Barcelona, Spain

If you fall, make sure to fall as the arrow indicates - down...Barcelona, Spain Now York - the new New York...shopping window, somewhere in Spain Whatever you carry, make sure you carry it on your front...Alhambra, Spain Like any respectable shop, they apologize for not being closed. Respect...Istanbul, Turkey So...where is the toilet again...?...Istanbul, Turkey Last line. Is it a sophisticated insult? Or does the garbage become less intelligent the further out you get? Or just a typo?...Istanbul, Turkey

20 minutes, no more, or you'll be subject to the wrath of Ronald McDonald...New York, US But...I really wanted to honk...New York, US

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